We have Instagram, Keto-evangelists,
marketers building Peloton cults.
LinkedInfluencers posting hustle culture cannon.
We don’t worship golden calves, but start-up unicorns.
Social media celebrities like prophets
till that tweet that proves them racist.
Just like our ancestors,
only now, we use tablets, not stone.

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Written for dVerse.
Hat tip to Exileinfrieville and Nicole Livelong for the Peloton/LinkedInfluencer inspiration.
And so many are stoned by their tablets. We have many things to worship instead of the Lord. My blog is my only social media. I’m listening to a course on the Old Testaments as we Christians call it. The lectures are by Amy-Jill Levine. She has exceptionally good insight. To me anyway.
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Tablets (and social media generally) definitely have that stoning, stupefying effect. We certainly do find novel ways to create gods for ourselves.
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In these times when people try to deny religion and the existence of G-d. Politics, political parties, political movements, science, etc. have become religions with their own cults, faiths, dogmas, crusades, inquisitions, infallible sacred texts, and infallible oracles.
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Yep. And I feel like some followers of non-religions-turned-religions manage to emulate the absolute worst qualities of religious extremists. Like, it’s wonderful if you’re vegan and passionate, but vegan evangelism drives me just as crazy as regular evangelism
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I think they are worse. Vegans can be vicious. I’ll argue with Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Evangelicals, Catholics, other Protestants, but not vegans. Most Christians have some sense of reasonableness, and when I shake their faith, they usually don’t want to talk to me anymore. I’ve run into some radical vegans who never let it go until you say, “Uncle”. We have several vegans in the office. At least they don’t proselytize and we can tease each other.
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Very true.
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It’s not exactly flattering, but it does speak to a certain truth about modern humanity.
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I love your theological comparisons in this poem… Now we used tablets! Wonderful.
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Thanks! Kinda makes one envision a modern Moses going into the Apple store and smashing all the iPads when he sees what the heck we’ve done with our technology.
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Ha ha a great image for sure!
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Haha! Well written and so true. No denying this philosophical truth. 🙂
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Thanks! Yes, technology makes it much easier to create idols for ourselves.
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It’s a strange world we live in.
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It is. Although, sometimes, I think that while certainly technology has changed, I don’t think human nature has changed all that much.
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I agree.
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JYP, I give you the prize for best play on words and images. It’s worth one cup of coffee in Jerusalem, but you have to come and claim it.
❤
David
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I used to be obsessed with those iced Aroma coffees that they served with the little square of chocolate….not sure if that’s still a thing, but I was so addicted to those!
But I didn’t think Israel’s letting non-citizens in yet.
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yep – they still give you chocolates at Aroma! 😀
hopefully we’ll live through the pandemic.
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Good one and very topical today especially!
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Thanks! Yeah, social media is great for idol-making.
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AMAZING wordplay in the end, with “tablets.” Perfection.
I love this line, so iconic of our current age: “We don’t worship golden calves, but start-up unicorns.”
Sigh. I feel this, deeply.
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Thanks – I loved the parallel between these two mythic beasts of worship. Thank you for the inspiration
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Very clever declaration, Jewish Young Professional!
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Thanks!
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You are welcome 🙂
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The worst are people who idolize themselves to the point of putting their own face as their phone wallpaper.
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Good point. I didn’t even get to cover selfie sticks and people who worship themselves in this poem.
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I like your parallels.
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Thanks!
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Well said. Even down to the ostentatious materials that some people would do practically anything to obtain.
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I totally agree. I could only fit so much into a 44 word poem, but I definitely agree that material wealth / status symbols can be other idols we worship
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Clever! With the play on the idea of ‘stone tablets’ – I like this a lot. I do wonder about how much ‘influence’ of real value on human society most ‘influencers’ have. But that might be the grumpy old woman in me!
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I question the value, both monetary (although there are plenty of people who’ve made considerable money, so good for them, I guess) and societal, of influencer culture too.
I don’t think you’re so much older than me, so either you’re not such a grumpy old woman, or I’m a grumpy old woman too!
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terrific and so true: love this one 🙂
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Thanks!
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Loved this – so well-expressed. I always find criticizing social media and digital culture can feel like toeing the line between much-needed commentary and “technology bad, grrr” – my personal struggle with this – and you managed to hit the nail right on the head.
Also: hard to pick a favorite part, but “We don’t worship golden calves, but start-up unicorns.” is fantastic imagery.
(And thank you so much for the mention!)
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I loved the golden calves / start-up unicorns line myself – both mythic beings raised to god status.
And thank you so much for that LinkedInfluencer inspiration! I needed something about the inspiration gospel that gets passed around LinkedIn and that was it!
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We definitely have idols in our society — things that we turn to in lieu of God, that are poor replacements for God. The picture of all those people in line absorbed in their smartphones (rather than paying attention to the world around them) is telling.
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I can’t take credit for the photo, but I thought it was a particularly great image for the poem. There’s also something so cult-like about everyone in that uniform position of staring at their phones. And yes, we’ve found lots of dubious substitutes for G-d.
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@JYP “cult-like” says it. I sometimes wonder if that’s exactly what the “powers that be” are after — to keep us all so fixed on our devices & our social media that we don’t notice what’s being done all around us.
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I think it’s more that same techniques of marketing and advertising are extremely effective for getting people to buy stuff, consume social media, and join cults. It’s not an accident that there are brands and products with cult-like followings. But yes, the effect is that people get absorbed and lose touch with the rest of the world, and yes, that is very distressing.
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My thought was probably more “conspiratorial” in nature (now that I consider it further). It does seem more likely that over-absorption in devices that excludes awareness of surroundings is an unfortunate side effect of good marketing. After all, smartphones are designed for us to stare at and toy with. In the process, one naturally becomes less circumspect.
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Interesting. I see the “conspiratorial” angle in the sense that the same techniques are just as easily employed by politicians, political parties, specific activist platforms, etc., and I definitely think this does happen in politics as much as in product advertising.
But I don’t believe that there’s a government conspiracy going on. Not because I have so much faith and trust in our government (I really don’t have much faith or trust at all, to be honest) but because I think the government is too inept to pull off a conspiracy.
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I don’t disagree.
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Meant to say, nice poem too. 🙂
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Thanks!
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Often the tablets of the stone deaf.
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“stone deaf” – I like that!
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I love your poem and its images. It is one of the things I like about poetry, it allows the author (poet) to say several things in a stripped-down, stream-lined fashion. Stoned by their tablets–a wonderful turn of phrase.
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Thanks! I liked this one too. We do manage to use our tablets for idol-making
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And idle making 😉
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Ha! Yes! Good one!!
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