In Case You Need Some Comic Relief

In case you’re stressed out with taxes, Passover, mass shootings, war in Ukraine, and the news that WordPress is getting rid of its paid plans for personal bloggers, I’m posting another music collaboration I did with Timothy Price for some comic relief.

This is a video of a parody of “Slow Hands” by Niall Horan titled “No Pants”.

I originally wrote these parody lyrics early in the pandemic when working from home was still novel. Later, I started blogging, met the incredibly talented Tim Price, and Tim encouraged me to record the vocals, and then he put together the instrumentals and this awesome and hilarious video starring Princess Jasmine Barbie® as an homage to our last music collaboration in which I played Princess Jasmine. I will note here that I look absolutely nothing like Princess Jasmine Barbie.

This video features Barbie nudity. There is no human nudity in this video.

Here are the lyrics for the Barbie nudity sensitive readers:

No Pants
parody lyrics by JYP

Doing all my work at my place
Cause I can’t go to the office space
So I work from bed
Yeah, I work from bed
I’m on conference calls all-day
Laptop camera pointed at my face
But I’m stuck at home
And I’m all alone, so

No pants
When you’ll see my face and not my body
No, no chance
That I’m going to bother doing laundry
Can’t go
Coronavirus has been stoppin’
All plans, so I’m wearin’
No pants
No pants

I can’t exercise in quarantine
Been puttin’ on the COVID-15
Now my belt won’t close
Can’t go buy new clothes, so

No pants
When you’ll see my face and not my body
No, no chance
that I’m going to bother doing laundry
I know
Coronavirus has been stoppin’
All plans, so I’m wearin’
No pants

Buttoned up to my collarbone
Looking so professional
it’s what I wear when I work from home
Work from home, work from home
Buttoned up to my collarbone
Just don’t ask what’s down below

No pants
When you’ll see my face and not my body
No pants
Cause what’s the point of doing laundry
I know
Coronavirus has been stoppin’
All plans, so I’m wearin’
When you’ll see my face and not my body
No pants
Cause what’s the point of doing laundry
I know
Coronavirus has been stoppin’
All plans, so I’m wearin’
No pants
No pants
No pants

This was one of the less weird and still appropriate stock photo search results for “No Pants” Photo by cottonbro from Pexels

Note: I am not disclosing whether these lyrics are inspired by real life experience.

Enjoy!

JYP, aka “Princess J” (Thanks equips!)