We eat sprigs of parsley dipped in saltwater tears with ravenous joy, because it’s the first thing we’ve had to eat all evening and we’re starving. We eat chopped sweet apples and horseradish together like that combination makes sense. We drink red wine leaning, dribbling wine droplets on the previously pristine tablecloth. We eat “Grandma’s Famous Matzah Ball Soup” that we know came from the Manischewitz box mix because Grandma’s a shit cook but we love her anyway. We eat this feast of affliction foods because even if you don’t believe in it, even if you don’t believe that God waved a hand across the sky and brought us out from Egypt with an outstretched arm - even if you don’t believe in any of this shit, there is still some thread you want to keep from unraveling. So, by the eighth day, you’re eating matzah topped with ketchup and overpriced cheese like it’s the best pizza you’ve ever had.

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Written for dVerse, Go Dog Go Cafe, and Twiglets
A creative and honest perspective on tradition.
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Thanks! Yeah, one has to admit that tradition is a bit silly at times but still worth appreciating
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You are welcome. I appreciate that sentiment. 😄
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Fun way to look at past traditions maybe leading to making some new ones!
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Exactly! Maybe next year, someone who can cook can make the soup (hopefully without offending Grandma!)
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hahahaha! I love Matzo crackers but never had the soup. I guess I never understood why it was made. I grew up eating a lot of “Jewish” traditional foods. My family was from Russia and Poland, most gone to the concentration camps. My mom used to cook Potato Latkes all the time…my favorite!
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The connection and memory associated with food is so interesting. I think because food is so sensory, the memories really stay with you.
My father made potato latkes, but he hated doing it and couldn’t wait to pawn that task off onto his children! I love latkes.
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They are one of my favorites. Aldi had them in the freezer section for a few months and they were the closest to homemade that I have ever had. I bought them until one day they were gone. I check every time I go in there. I figure they must have them again some day! My mom finally gave up the grater and used the food processor. That way is so much easier. Now I want to make them! If I do I’ll snap a picture and you can critique mine! Lol.
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Aldi, intriguing! I had no idea. They had good biscuits and crescent rolls that you buy in the refrigerated section and bake. I haven’t been in ages so I don’t know if they still have.
I promise you I would never critique you. I am a completely incompetent moron in the kitchen. (https://jewishyoungprofessional.wordpress.com/2022/03/14/cooking-life-advice-with-jyp/) I am the absolute last person to ever critique your cooking!!
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Speaking of Aldi…They have a plant-based Vegan chocolate cake and other flavors in the freezer section that are so good you would never go back to what is considered the real thing.
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Interesting. Appreciate the recommendation!
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Love the details in this poem.
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Thanks! The little details make it more real
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Definitely.
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I find this to be hilarious. Mostly because many Christians take Passover so seriously and eat the parsley, apples and horseradish so solemnly as it was their last supper.
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You know, until I read your comment, I had no idea that Christians celebrated Passover in the same way. I mean, it makes sense, being that Jesus’s Last Supper was a Passover seder. I just never put two and two together. So this is in addition to Good Friday and Easter? Do they follow the Haggadah or a similar text? Do they refrain from leavened products for eight days? Is it a particular sect of Christians who observe this? I’m so curious now!
Many Jews take Passover commandments and tradition (which is sometimes indistinguishable from commandment) very seriously too. I wanted my poem to have some levity because I’m of the (probably unpopular) opinion that tradition, no matter how meaningful or important, is just a little bit silly and illogical. But we love and treasure it nonetheless.
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The answer is no to leavened products and the Haggadah. It might be more of a Protestant practice than a Catholic practice to celebrate Passover, but I can’t say for sure. I attended one Passover service once in a fellowship hall many year ago and thought it was be pretty bizarre. We were to be solemn like it was our last supper. Of course, there is never wine in the Methodist church, they use grape juice, and the grape juice is served in tiny communion cups.
Communion (the Eucharist) was part of the service. Pastor: “This is my blood shed for you for the forgiveness of sins!” We drank the ounce of grape juice. Pastor: “This is my body broken for you. Do this in remembrance of me!” We ate a little piece of bread.
The Protestants have two sacraments: the Eucharist (holy communion) and baptism. The Catholics have seven sacraments. Besides the Eucharist and Baptism, there’s Reconciliation, Confirmation, Matrimony, Anointing of the Sick, and Holy Orders.
The Catholics believe in Transubstantiation where the wine turns into the real blood of Jesus and the bread his real flesh. Protestants don’t go there. That was part of the Reformation. Passover for Christians is about the last supper. I think most Christians have little or no sense of the significance it holds for Jews.
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Fascinating. So Passover seder, but with bread for Communion? Huh. To me, it sounds more like the Christians observing a Passover seder just have an entirely different significance attached to it. Which makes sense. For Jews, its the retelling and celebration of being freed from slavery. I suppose for the Protestants it’s a solemn commemoration of Jesus’s last meal.
In Hebrew School, shortly before Passover, our Rabbi would coordinate with the local Catholic church and all the CCD students and teachers would come to our synagogue for an explanatory model seder with us. It was fun. My CCD friends were always like, “this matzah is so delicious” and we were like, “it’s not that great – try eating it for eight days straight!”
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I think few, if any, Christians who celebrate Passover have a sense of it being a celebration for being freed from slavery. It’s all about the last supper. Tortillas are my unleavened bread.
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The prevailing rabbinic opinion is that tortillas are not kosher for Passover. Which is unfortunate because Passover burrito night sounds kind of awesome. Well, rice, beans, and corn are out too actually, so maybe not because this would be a pretty lame burrito. Ok, never mind. Passover burrito night wouldn’t work all that well anyway. But yes, enjoy your unleavened tortillas which Dave’s Super Insanity++ Ghost Pepper sauce!
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Properly made tortillas would not be kosher in the least. But since I don’t have to worry about being kosher a Passover burrito with Ghost Pepper sauce would be perfectly insane for me. Speaking of kosher, many years ago one of our staff started eating kosher food. I didn’t think she was Jewish, which she wasn’t, but she heard kosher foods were “clean”. She got the idea that kosher food was clean, like Clorox clean, processed under super clean facilities with only pure, clean, and healthy ingredients.
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I’ve never understood the “clean” trend. No one knows what the heck it means. Plenty of unhealthy ingredients in kosher food too. I’ve probably never had an authentic properly made tortilla. I’ve had the kind you buy in the grocery store.
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Traditional tortillas are make with lard. You would not eat them. I think most commercial tortillas are made with vegetable shortening.
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Blech! Yeah… lol. It’s why we need all that wine…
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🤣 Matzah pizza improves if you use a Matzah brei crust, tomato sauce, and toppings but I couldn’t put all that into the poem! And the soup would be a lot better if Grandma made it from chicken, but what can you do (besides drink more wine 🍷)
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Tradition is a funny thing that way.
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Tradition is funny when you really think about it. I think you can find it funny and also still appreciate it
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I agree.
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Culture and traditions carry a lot of intrigues. Love this.
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Yes, lots of history, memory, meaning. Thanks!
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Indeed. Most welcome 🙏
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Love this, JVP! Funny at the same time serious. Traditions taken differently. Christine 📚
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JYP….😊
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I think one can both appreciate the meaning behind the tradition and take it seriously, and at the same time, recognize that there’s an illogical humor in the tradition
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Love this especially; “We drink red wine leaning, dribbling wine droplets on the previously pristine tablecloth.” Gorgeous rendition of the prompt 😀
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Especially because for Passover, there is so much attention paid to ensuring that everything is spotless….then we eat matzah, essentially a giant cracker, which crumbles everywhere and makes a huge mess! Thanks!
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Funny and poignant all at the same time. “There is still some thread…you want to keep from unraveling.”
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Thank you! I was aiming to capture both the amusing, somewhat illogical element of tradition as well as the connection that we value and take seriously
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Luv the sarcastic mood. We face tradition one way or another. Or tradition stares us one way or another.
Much💜lovr
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Tradition, however odd, has a way of making those connections. Thank you!
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I really like this, JYP. I am not at all familiar with Jewish traditions or the food so I can’t fully engage with the emotions or the flavours but I love the way the poem is expressed and the crescendo in the last two stanzas.
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Thank you! I am glad that came through in the ending!
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If you want to have a few laughs, I suggest you look up this book by our resident humorist Dave Barry https://www.amazon.com/This-We-Left-Egypt-Passover/dp/1250110211
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Nice! I’ve read other Dave Barry books but I haven’t read that one yet. I’ll have to check it out!
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He is always hilarious – we are proud he is ours!
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This is hilarious, while still holding on to that thread of tradition. Lose the pizza!
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After a week of no leavened products and no normal pizza (the horror!) matza pizza starts to taste kind of good by the eighth day of Passover. I should add that the quality of matza pizza is significantly improved if one uses actual tomato sauce instead of ketchup, but that would have been too wordy for the poem!
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I am glad my parents never considered this!
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Old traditions stick around like moist dough ..
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I am very amused by this ironic metaphor given that moist dough is prohibited over Passover. But you are right that tradition and irony have a fun way of sticking around.
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Matzah lasagna works well!
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Matza lasagna is great! Well, “great” by Pesach standards. And matza pizza is considerably improved when you use matza brei as the crust (don’t make it too thick though) topped with tomato sauce and toppings. I wanted something less appetizing for the poem.
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Oh, this is so true:
“even if you don’t believe in any of this shit,
there is still some thread
you want to keep from unraveling.”
But no matza ball mix or sinkers for me! 😊
And shit makes me think of “shitarein.” Do you know that term–the way my mom cooked, and I do, too.
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My great-grandmother was said to worry incessantly over the soup. Everyone told her enough already, the soup was always fine. Actually, the soup was perfect. She kept worrying anyway. She claimed worry was the secret ingredient.
I’d never heard that “shitarein” – no one in my family ever really used it. But I definitely get the concept! Love it!
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I love “worry was the secret ingredient.” 🤣
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That was the legend at least. I don’t know if it was actually true!
I can say that I don’t worry as much about my cooking and I probably should. I am not a shitarein cook but an actually really shitty cook (https://jewishyoungprofessional.wordpress.com/2022/03/14/cooking-life-advice-with-jyp/)
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Thanks for sharing. That was so funny. I don’t really worry, but I am a pretty good cook. I sort of worry about stuff like matza balls because there’s no recipe, and I only make them once a year. But I make two soups–chicken and vegetarian.
But now that I think about it, the few disasters have been during Jewish holidays–the time the power went out while I was frying latkes and had guests over, the time the top of the stove crashed down and knocked the pot of bright gold pumpkin-yellow split soup off the burner and onto the floor during Rosh Hashanah. . .
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Oh man! The power going out – that’s awful! And losing the soup (that soup sounds awesome, btw)
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Tradition is funny and fascinating…nice poem! 🙂
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It really is. Do you have any funny and fascinating traditions from your culture?
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Well, this tickled my funny bone … I am intrigued enough with the concept of sweet apples and horseradish, I will have to try it.
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I feel like appreciating the humor of tradition is part of appreciating the tradition.
Horseradish and charoset (a mixture of chopped apples, nuts, wine, although there are many regional variations) isn’t the worst combination. But it’s also not something I would eat without the religious imperative to do so at the Seder.
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Aww, I loved your lively, sarcastic approach to a serious topic and I laughed out loud at your third stanza. Some traditions do seem silly, yet the repetition of them brings a sense of comfort.
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Thanks! I really believe that part of taking the tradition seriously is acknowledging that element of humor
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Wow. I loved this! It’s got a wonderful light tone, but with a deeply relatable undercurrent of love, hope, and faith.
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Thanks! I appreciate the tradition. I think there’s also an element of the tradition that is a bit illogical and silly, and I appreciate that too. Thank you for the feedback!
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I love your attitude. 🙂
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I loved how you weave the traditions into this… and I think we all have these strange things… as an example I find it hard not to eat fish on Good Friday since it’s the last day of lent (which I don’t observe)
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It is funny how certain traditions stay with you, even as the original motivation or your own observance shifts
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Deep thoughts housed in skilled wordcrafting.
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I think this is one of the best compliments I have received on my poetry! If that isn’t the goal of poetry, I don’t know what is! Thank you ❤️
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You’re very welcome!
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Enjoyed your take on the indigestible nature of some traditions!
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Thanks!!
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I love this!
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Thank you 🥰
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I love the balance here between cynicism about the origin of the tradition and yet still enjoying the tradition and the way it ties people together. It’s a paradox I appreciate. I love the way you used the prompt, thank you.
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Exactly. There’s often a connection that transcends the original motivation.
Thank you for the prompt inspiration! At first, I was concerned that “believe” wasn’t on your list but then I realized that “eat” was the perfect verb for the anaphora here
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Traditions!! Thanks you for a peek into yours. I hope you don’t mind that I laughed out loud while reading this!
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I laugh out loud at some of this too! There is an element of humor to these traditions sometimes
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So there is! You crafted this beautifully.
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Ah, the reluctant glory of traditions–we love the connections.
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“the reluctant glory of traditions” – I like this phrase
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We must cherish those threads, and yes, bless them and keep them. (K)
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Yes, cherish them and keep the threads, for sure. But I also think it’s ok to have a laugh when you realize they are a little silly sometimes.
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They don’t need to make sense.
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Hi JYP.
You wrote – ‘it’s the first thing we’ve had to eat
all evening and we’re starving. ‘
I remember the days when the boys all lived at home and the only question they kept asking all erev Pesach was ‘What’s to eat?’
This became a source of family humor, especially after we saw the movie Napolean Dynamite, where Napolean, in his low funny voice, asks his grandma ‘What’s to eat?”
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I mean, it makes sense. Everyone is hungry and the food is a pretty critical aspect of the gathering. #priorities
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“there is still some thread
you want to keep from unraveling.” I feel that way about Christianity. I’m trying to weed through all I was taught (from fundamentalism to evangelical) to determine what is interpretation and what is real. It is a hard row to hoe.
I really like this Jewish look at tradition today.
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I definitely get that. Religion is often presented as an all-or-nothing proposition, but I don’t feel that it has to be that way. Even with tradition, I think there are some traditions worth keeping, and some that I will never keep, even if they are tradition. I cannot say that this poem represents a widespread Jewish belief or approach to tradition – it’s just my own thoughts. I hope that you find an approach that works for you with respect to the traditions that you want to keep.
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Thanks. I am trying and I think I will be able to “not throw out the baby with the bath water.”
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Love this
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Thanks! I thought it might be relatable. Wishing you and your family a wonderful Pesach
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oh what a great poem and enjoy all of these traditions!1 💖💖
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