Initial challenge: Make a wedding dress
out of hospital gowns
in four hours.
Team challenge – Surprise!
The looks are spectacularly
butt-fucking-ugly. One peculiar oddity
makes the size 000 model
resemble a fat horse;
the judges gasp
before awarding it the win for being “innovative”.
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Jewish Young Professional 
I love it. I also got a new acronym — BFU! Butt-fucking-perfect!
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BTW the image is BFP, also.
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I can’t take credit for the image – it came from a prompt. But it is BFP
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Ha! I love this
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I love the humor in this one 😀
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Thanks! I was watching Next in Fashion on Netflix and it served as inspiration
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Funny! Not sure if this is coincidence, but Purim sameach! (Or as sameach as it can be.)
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Wasn’t intended for that but you’re right it kind of works. Purim sameach!
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Btw, actually Purim has thus far been more sameach than I was expecting. Also wishing you Purim that is sameach as it can be (which is hopefully pretty sameach).
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I’m pleased! It’s been pretty sameach, although I could have done without sitting on a noisy bus for over an hour in a succession of traffic jams.
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This was hysterical.
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Glad you enjoyed
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You actually had me wondering if this had really happened. Wonderfully sardonic.
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To my knowledge, this was not an actual Project Runway challenge. But maybe the producers read my blog and we’ll see the “hospital wedding gown team challenge” next season
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That would be hilarious. I must admit that my favorite show of that type is when it is done on Rue Paul’s Drag Queen series.
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I’ll have to check it out1
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Silly was so needed. Enjoyed.
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We do need some silly sometimes. Thanks!
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I don’t watch these shows, but now that you’ve mentioned them, I might just tune in. The last reality show I tuned into was Too Hot To Handle. Hilarious, cringeworthy stuff on Netflix lol
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Everyone needs a cringey, drama-laden reality TV guilty pleasure right? I’ll even rewatch old episodes of Project Runway when I need my fix. Haven’t checked out Too Hot To Handle – appreciate the recommendation!
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Exactly! I mean I can’t tune into The Crown all the time can I? Sometimes I need to watch a cockblocking robot preventing skimpily clad people from doing anything naughty by fining them for it – the crux of Too Hot To Handle.
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Alright, you’ve convinced me. I’ll have to check out the hot horny people and cockblocking robot…
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I came home from the ER early last Friday morning wearing a hospital gown. I’m thinking of asking Mrs. Jim if she will make me a regular summer rob out of it. Since I’ve been home, I have worn it every morning and all night to keep from getting the sheet bloody or otherwise gooey.
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You should definitely ask Mrs. Jim to make you a couture suit out of your hospital gowns – even if Mrs. Jim is not a designer, it cannot look any worse than some of the stuff that gets praised as trending fashion.
Wishing you a full and speedy recovery!
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😂
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Purim sameach!
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you too! (mine starts tonight in J’lem)
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I know! Purim 5774, I was in Israel and I partied for days in about four different cities, ending in Jerusalem, of course 😉
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A fat horse! I cannot forget this. ha ha ha
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Out of a size 000 model – an impressive feat indeed. Glad you enjoyed
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Funny! 😏
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Gotta lighten things up every so often, you know? Glad you enjoyed
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🙂
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I always almost know your poems will make me laugh, I am never wrong! Hehe another great one.
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Hehe, thanks! I appreciate this! We can’t always take ourselves so seriously you know
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Credit where it’s due, I’d say it’s definitely an achievement for someone to somehow manage to make a size 000 dress look fat.
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Well, the model, not the dress*
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Good point. Maybe that’s why it’s innovative.
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This little ditty delighted me! Cheers.
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Thanks! Glad you enjoyed
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😂😂
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😁
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A witty and fun write my friend! I love the image you chose as well. I apologize for being so late getting here. Have a wonderful rest of your week!
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No worries! Besides I was late to respond to the prompt. Thanks for that white horse photo – it absolutely made the piece!
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LOL
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Glad you enjoyed. Hope you had a nice Purim!
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Very – lots of fun!
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You nailed it! Now I shall be smiling all day. 🙂
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So glad this made your day!
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LOL! This brought a gasp of laughter. Thank you!
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Hey, we all need to laugh sometimes. I try not to always take myself or my poetry too seriously, you know? Thank you for the prompt inspiration
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Just now saw this on the linky. This piece illustrates why I never watch such shows.
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No worries – I also responded like three weeks late.
I hear ya. Sometimes, I just need a break from reading good poetry to just watch some trash reality TV, you know?
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