A Stupid and Completely Fictitious Story About Cheese, Jews, and Halachic Process

There once was a new kind of cheese Where the protein was made out of peas. The rabbis said, “No way!? (whey?) Is this really okay?!? To decide, we must use our rabbinic degrees.” But the rabbis disliked intellectual work, So they banned it, like they did Impossible Pork. “We think banning is better – … Continue reading A Stupid and Completely Fictitious Story About Cheese, Jews, and Halachic Process